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the itunes fortune-telling meme

Thanks to copperbadge and setissma, I now turn to my itunes for life advice (hey, ipod iching was a big success, why not?)



Go to your iTunes/media player/mp3 player and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

What do you think of me, iTunes?
Hateshinkaku tooi sorani (to the infinitely distant sky)--the Stand Up
Either it wants to send me to the moon, or it's just as desperate as me for the next KKM fansub..

Will I have a happy life?
Breathe-Faith Hill
Yes? or maybe i will go on tour with ellen next summer.

What do my friends really think of me?
No Need To Worry--The Folk Implosion
They have no idea what the shit I am up to, but they aren't concerned.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Maybe Tomorrow--Mesh
Ouch, itunes, ouch.

How can I make myself happy?
Caught in the Rain--Revis
Well, i do like that quite a bit. Or are you telling me I should get struck by lightning?

What should I do with my life?
Answer the Phone--Sugar Ray
So much for far-reaching prophecy.

Why must life be so full of pain?
REWRITE--Asian Kung-Fu Generation
Because I need an editor, or maybe because we see all our limitations in others.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Give a Little Bit--Goo Goo Dolls
No, you fool, i want to GET some, not give it! (and also i HATE this song)

Will I ever have children?
Silence--Sarah McLachlan
WOW is that a resounding and depressing no..

Will I die happy?
Fiction (Dreams in Digital)--Orgy
Apparently i'll be well entertained DURING the big sleep.

Can you give me some advice?
The Breakup Song (They Don't Write Em Like That Anymore)--Greg Kihn Band
Jesus fuck, no boyfriend AND no writing? twist it a little more, itunes, you ungrateful bastard.

What do you think happiness is?
Rainy Day Song--Juliana Theory
Finally, we agree on something.

What's my favourite fetish?
Excellent Birds--Peter Gabriel
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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