This hacking accomplished in honor of The Evil Midnight Bomber Wot Bombs at Midnight

Surf's up, space ponies! Now I'm making gravy WITHOUT the lumps!

I saw that post of yours, Ellen. You're a tool.

Here's the rest of the Lupin Lodge story, which is still dedicated to lastmarauder because he needs it *hugs*. It used to be called "In a Manor of Speaking" and is now titled:

( All the Comforts of Home (Sirius/Remus, [implying thee gay] PG-13) )