The Road to Hell is Paved with Fangirls and Tennis Balls

23 September 2005 @ 12:20 am

Track 1: Shimmer
Fandom: Velvet Goldmine [Brian Slade/Curt Wild]
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for drug use until everything is rainbows at the edges.
Summary:

All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade
Away again
She dreams a champagne dream
--Fuel

( Track 1: Shimmer )

Current Mood:

sure to fade

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23 September 2005 @ 12:37 am

Sekrit Projekt Track 2: Chemistry

Track 2: Chemistry
Fandom: Prince of Tennis [Inui/Kaidoh]
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 because Kaidoh actually gets Inui's glasses off at one point.
Summary:

So for awhile we conducted experiments
In an apartment by the River Road
And we found out that the two things we put together had a
Bad tendency to explode
--Semisonic

( Track 2: Chemistry )

Current Mood:

ii data

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23 September 2005 @ 12:49 am

Sekrit Projekt Track 3: Winter

Track 3: Winter
Fandom: Inuyasha [Kagome/Inuyasha]
Rating: PG-13 for...well, it's Inuyasha.
Summary:

You say I wanted you to be proud of me
yeah I always wanted that myself
--Tori Amos

( Track 3: Winter )

Current Mood:

*tweaks*

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23 September 2005 @ 01:02 am

Sekrit Projekt Track 4: Lucky Ball and Chain

Track 4: Lucky Ball and Chain
Fandom: Kyou Kara Maou [Yuuri/Wolfram, hints of Conrad/Yuuri and Conrad/Yozak]
Rating/Warnings: Yozak is involved, so I think automatic PG-13.
Summary:

Confidentially --
she never called me baby-doll
Confidentially --
I never had much pride
--They Might Be Giants

( Track 4: Lucky Ball and Chain )

Current Mood:

dripping from the trip

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23 September 2005 @ 01:25 am

Sekrit Projekt Track 5: God of Wine

Track 5: God of Wine
Fandom: Gravitation [Yuki/Shuichi, et al]
Rating/Warnings: R for Tatsuha. and Seguchi. And Sakano. and it's fucking Gravitation, people.
Summary:

Every glamorous sunrise, Throws the planets out of line,
A star sign out of whack, A fraudulent zodiac.
And the God of Wine is crouched down in my room
--Third Eye Blind

( Track 5: God of Wine )

Current Mood:

why's he smirking?

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23 September 2005 @ 01:47 am

Sekrit Projekt Track 6: Eye of the Storm

Track 6: Eye of the Storm
Fandom: Death Note [Raito/L]
Rating/Warnings: R. Canon bondage, folks.
Summary:

You made sure the atmosphere was thick tonight
So this is where it begins and where it ends
leave, leave now and don't you look back
Please come closer
--Blindside

( Track 6: Eye of the Storm )

Current Mood:

mm, sexy Powerbook

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23 September 2005 @ 01:56 am

Sekrit Projekt Track 7: Get Out of This House

Track 7: Get Out Of This House
Fandom: Harry Potter [MWPP]
Rating/warnings: PG for puerile violence (YOU TOUCHING ME)
Summary:

Go back to your mama, go back to high school
Get out of this house
--Shawn Colvin

( Track 7: Get Out Of This House )

Current Mood:

get to work, elves!

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23 September 2005 @ 02:03 am

Sekrit Projekt Track 8: That Girl and the Slow Train

Track 8: That Girl and the Slow Train
Fandom: Legal Drug [Rikuo/Kazahaya]
Rating/Warnings: Is this PG? That's not allowed. I think I mention condoms once.
Summary:

Oh my god, she was beautiful
she was so beautiful that I, I had to count to ten:
one...two...three...four...five...six...seven...
eightnineten
--An Emotional Fish

( Track 8: That Girl and the Slow Train )

Current Mood:

stocking suxxorz

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23 September 2005 @ 09:48 am

Sekrit Projekt Track 9: Perfect Game

Track 9: Perfect Game
Fandom: Hikaru no Go [Shindou/Touya]
Rating/Warnings: R, because somebody's underwear is probably in the koi pond.
Summary: (okay, i can't find a translation for this song, so you'll have to deal)

弾けろ鼓動に燃え上がるユメ
誰にも触れさせない CAN'T STOP GROWING THE DREAM
--Kamio Akira

( Track 9: Perfect Game )

Current Mood:

that's totally my 1/2 moku

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23 September 2005 @ 09:58 am

Sekrit Projekt Track 10: Beat City

Track 10: Beat City
Fandom: Ocean's 11 [Danny/Rusty]
Rating/Warnings: PG for anything Rusty does with his mouth and a stick.
Summary:

Beat City, downtown
(beep beep)
Beat City, I watch you tumble down
--Flowerpot Men

( Track 10: Beat City )

Current Mood:

water on a stick

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23 September 2005 @ 10:07 am

Sekrit Projekt Track 11: Never You Mind

Track 11: Never You Mind
Fandom: Loveless [Seimei/Ritsuka]
Ratings/Warnings: PG-13 for deeply questionable brother action.
Summary:

Open the blinds and the world is in rotation
Shaking my mind like an Etch-a-Sketch erasing
Sunshine, you were bad, I'm
Still mad but I can't remember why
--Semisonic

( Track 11: Never You Mind )

Current Mood:

*tweaks more*

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23 September 2005 @ 11:10 am

Sekrit Projekt Track 12: Over My Head

Track 12: Over My Head
Fandom: Homeric Myth [Achilles, Patroclus]
Rating/Warnings: PG cause Patroclus killed the shit out of some guy.
Summary:

It's none of my concern
Why look to me because I don't believe in fame
--Sum 41

( Track 12: Over My Head )

Current Mood:

sea nymphy

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23 September 2005 @ 11:20 am

Sekrit Projekt Track 13: Set Phasers to Stun

Track 13: Set Phasers to Stun
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1 [Jack/Daniel]
Rating/Warnings: PG, cause Jack can't learn his lesson about women on random planets.
Summary:

Your famous last words started
(And they) They all know where to find me
Every word that I said, what a big mistake
--Taking Back Sunday

( Track 13: Set Phasers to Stun )

Current Mood:

in orbit

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23 September 2005 @ 11:30 am

Sekrit Projekt Track 14: Love is a Movement

Track 14: Love is a Movement
Fandom: MacDonald Hall [Bruno/Boots]
Rating/Warnings: PG for stairwell injuries and promises of revolution.
Summary:

Love is a movement
Love is a revolution
--Switchfoot

( Track 14: Love is a Movement )

Current Mood:

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

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23 September 2005 @ 11:41 am

Sekrit Projekt Track 15: This Week The Trend

Track 15: This Week The Trend
Fandom: Good Omens [Crowley/Aziraphale]
Rating: PG-13. Crowley should be ashamed.
Summary:

And this week the trend
was to not wake up till 3pm
I took the few conscious hours that I choose to spend
and slept away the rest of them
--Relient K

( Track 15: This Week The Trend )

Current Mood:

worth waking up for

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23 September 2005 @ 11:56 am

Sekrit Projekt Track 16: Let Go

Track 16: Let Go
Fandom: NaNoWriMo 2004 [Adam/Steve]
Rating/warnings: PG because Vermont is batshit insane
Summary:

leave your things behind
'cause it's all going off without you
excuse me, too busy you're writing your tragedy
--Frou Frou

( Track 16: Let Go )

Current Mood:

this place is CRAZY

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23 September 2005 @ 12:08 pm

Sekrit Projekt Track 17: Something's Always Wrong

Track 17: Something's Always Wrong
Fandom: Alexander [Hephaistion/Alexander]
Rating/warnings: R, even though Hephaistion has a girly proper streak.
Summary:

Another day I call and never speak
And you would say nothing's changed at all
And I can't feel much hope for anything
--Toad the Wet Sprocket

( Track 17: Something's Always Wrong )

Current Mood:

this can so wait until morning

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23 September 2005 @ 12:14 pm

Sekrit Projekt Track 18: Down

Track 18: Down
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist [Hughes/Roy]
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for the Ruger up the Rear comment.
Summary:

Tell me that you're alone,
tell me on the telephone
--Something Corporate

( Track 18: Down )

Current Mood:

Militant

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23 September 2005 @ 01:22 pm

Sekrit Projekt Track 19: How Can I Live

Track 19: How Can I Live
Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh! [Ryou/Bakura as much as anything]
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, because Ryou is fucked up like whoa.
Summary:

I am your mirror image,
I'm all you left behind
You made me what I am,
Then who the hell am I?
--Ill Niño

( Track 19: How Can I Live )

Current Mood:

ridiculously haired

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23 September 2005 @ 01:29 pm

Sekrit Projekt Track 20: Motorcycle

Track 20: Motorcycle
Fandom: Smallville [Clark/Lex]
Rating: I've got a letter here from Lexcorp's chief of counsel that says it must be at least PG-13.
Summary:

A thousand hours are in your mouth
I dreamed our learning
And now its time to dream our turning out
--Remy Zero

( Track 20: Motorcycle )

Current Mood:

it's from the vibration!

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23 September 2005 @ 01:37 pm

Sekrit Projekt Hidden Track: Sandstorm

Hidden Track: Sandstorm
Fandom: Neopets [Lost Desert Plot]
Rating/warnings: G. shut up. for sand in uncomfortable places.
Summary:

doot doot doot doot doot
DEET doot doot doot
doot doot doot doot doot
DEET doot doot doot
DEET doot DEET doot DEET doot dododododod....
--Darude

( Hidden Track: Sandstorm )

Current Mood:

somebody forgot their Ray-Bans

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