me: "Still the yacht mission?"
Brother: "I swear to god! I can't win! It's like playing Russion Roulette with an empty gun!"
Me: ".......I'm not sure you exactly grasp how you win Russion Roulette."
Bonus Link from gmth": Abridged Yu-Gi-Oh! episodes on Youtube. HYSTERICAL. "You turned him into a Mime!" "Dammit, doesn't anybody know the rules to this game?!"