It was so relaxing! and there was nobody else there except a Japanese mother and her small daughter, who said good morning to me as I came in.
As we're sitting there, the hot water getting rid of the ache in my neck because i think my pillow is made of grapenuts, a bird on the tree next to us starts SHRIEKING, and the following conversation ensues...
Me: "Tori desu!" *points*
Mother: "Eh?" *looks up, then nudges daughter* "Mite, mite!"
Me: "Kirei da!" (ha HA)
Bird: *gets an eyeful of naked gaijin and flees*
Daughter: "Doko? Doko?"
And of course the only intelligible thing i can think to say is "Fly with NewS!"