Kitayama might be taking a picture of this (mousapelli) wrote,
Kitayama might be taking a picture of this
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Sister-in-law's baby shower accomplished. Only a month to go until my first (and probably only forseeable) nephew arrives! I'm totally excited.

It was at my parents' house though, which means my mother was basically insane for two days. This morning when I arrived, she was stomping around in her underwear, cleaning random things and yelling at us. After living with the woman for 25 years, I've become used to her naked/underwear cleaning fits, but I drew the line when i looked down and realized that she was wearing her heels along with the bra and panties.

Me: OH GOD. are you wearing heels with your underwear?!
Mom: So what?
Me: You're like the dirty maid!
Dad (in the other room): AHAHAHAHAHAHAH I WISH
Mom: What? What's wrong with it?!
Me: WHY HELLO FRENCH MAID, DIDN'T EXPECT ME HOME FROM THE WHIPPED CREAM STORE SO SOON?
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