It was at my parents' house though, which means my mother was basically insane for two days. This morning when I arrived, she was stomping around in her underwear, cleaning random things and yelling at us. After living with the woman for 25 years, I've become used to her naked/underwear cleaning fits, but I drew the line when i looked down and realized that she was wearing her heels along with the bra and panties.
Me: OH GOD. are you wearing heels with your underwear?!
Mom: So what?
Me: You're like the dirty maid!
Dad (in the other room): AHAHAHAHAHAHAH I WISH
Mom: What? What's wrong with it?!
Me: WHY HELLO FRENCH MAID, DIDN'T EXPECT ME HOME FROM THE WHIPPED CREAM STORE SO SOON?