The HK Bootleg title: The Kaibas' Inn
SOMEBODY WRITE THIS AU PLEASE I WILL DO ANYTHING.
Seriously no lie, I will, because this fandom has like zero decent fic despite the fact that entire premise of the show is that two guys who call each other 'partner' inhabit the same body and their eternal rival is the older brother of a pair of totally fucked up orphans who stole their adopted father's corporation (he deserved it). THIS SHOW IS COMPLETE
They shout things like "To continue the path we're walking together YOU HAVE TO DEFEAT GOD" at each other! Also one guy carries around a thing called the Millennium Rod which the HK subs routinely translate as "the Millennium Utensil." I mean really, what else do you people want? HOW CAN I MAKE YOU ALL WATCH IT?!