Aunt: Here, [mousie], you'll enjoy this.
Dad: what year is that?
me: 1946. *flips it open to find a picture of the Great Wall of China*
Mom: Is that a picture of them building it?
Dad: I think you missed it by HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
Mom: I thought that was a bulldozer in the picture!
me: *CRYING LAUGHING*
Dad: THEY DID NOT HAVE BULLDOZERS.
eventually, i flipped to another picture of a Japanese fisherman with a freshly caught octopus, and my mother asks "Is that a poodle?"
oh my god, MY LIFE. This is why i love it so much when Kisumai talks about how their mothers are all crazy.