So I guess I ought to actually start writing. Er. I think my record for 1st day NaNo before going to bed is like 300 words, and I'm not convinced of my ability to top that, frankly.
ETA: I should probably mention that my subject line is from lunch with my family, where my one-year-old nephew showed up wearing a superman costume complete with cape.
sister-in-law's mother: "Here, [older brother] watch him a minute" *sets him on seat of booth*
nephew: *makes grabby hands at older brother, who is his FAVORITE UNCLE OMG*
older brother: "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!"
Those of you who have met my brothers will probably know immediately which brother I'm talking about.