So I made him this:
lol, it looks a little retarded, but hopefully Nephew will figure it out. if not...well, it's a bear, so maybe he'll think it's appealing on its own merits. I do think I reproduced the sort of bland expression reasonably well.
You might also be amused to know that yesterday we took Nephew to the Renn Faire, and he rushed the stage during the one band's performance because they had a drum kit. LOL. The band seemed amused and let him bang on the scottish hand drum thing for a minute.
Here, have some bonus Nonpig: