there are BUGS in my room and they are big and ants keep crawling up my foot when i'm on the computer and it's DISGUSTING and my room is a disaster and doesn't get any better no matter what i do and my stupid baccalaureate group kicked me out cause i didn't make any of the meetings even though I TOLD them I couldn't and I didn't even want to do it but then they said doitdoitdoitdoit so i said yes and then they said don't worry about missing the things so I didn't and then they had LARRY ZOLL who is a TOOL email and deport me from the group so fuck them anyway and there is the BIGGEST MOSQUITO EVER right on the wall and I hate being the only person left on this hall and maybe i won't even go to baccalaureate now because i didn't want to in the FIRST place and a huge chunk of my toe is PEELING OFF and i don't think it's too much to ask that giant mutant insects not infest my room because THIS IS NOT THE AMAZON but perhaps if it was something large with teeth would eat me and then I wouldn't have to DO SHIT ALL THE TIME.
The roommate seems to understand that I am teh mope at the moment. he is snoozling quietly rather than chewing and piddling on everything in sight, as he has been the last few days. He gets up to lick me once in a while. Perhaps I will train him to eat Larry's brain.
WHEN I HAVE MY ARMY OF POISON DART FROGS THEN THAT WILL BE THE END OF LARRY.
earlier i said that there is nothing cuter than your gay greek professor cuddling your pet rat, which was incorrect. Your gay greek professor introducing his partner to you at a party and then telling said partner all about your rat is so much cuter. I met the partner! *squee*
I will be able to see Troy anytime i want tomorrow, because evidently I am free all day. Being, you know, voted off the island and all.