Kitayama might be taking a picture of this (mousapelli) wrote,
Kitayama might be taking a picture of this
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He'll be a Fry Cook on Venus

Ellen: "I have an idea! let's have a contest to see who can make the most unhealthy food!"

me: "I'm game. you go first."

Ellen: "I will wrap bacon around water chesnuts and bake it!"

me: "eh, that's not that impressive."

Ellen: "Then I will make eggrolls and deep fry them in three inches of oil!"

me: "Stand aside, watch and learn. I'll take the unused cheese-mashed-potato perogie filling from the fridge, squish it into cakes, and fry those suckers in the dregs of your oil."

Ellen: ".....you win."

*munches*

but i'm having diet vanilla coke, so think of all the calories i'm saving!
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