at dinner, one of my fellow TAs reported that she had to chastise a girl for pantsing another girl during the break this afternoon. One of the other TAs then revealed that the pantser had actually written an essay earlier about doing exactly that. other TA: "oh no, it was premeditated!" Me: "Pantsing in the First Degree!" other TA: "Well, maybe she didn't mean to do it." the first TA: "What do you call that, then?" Me: "Pantslaughter, obviously!"