nothing is good for you. NOTHING.
Pretzels? bad. avocado? bad. juice? bad.
all i want is a green tea frappachino to make me feel better, and calorically, it does not fit into my day, nevermind the fact that i had only a banana for breakfast and some leftover pasta for lunch (neither are good for you really), it doesn't matter!
i am far too grumpy after the end of my touchy-feely week-long 'break up into groups and talk about your feelings' adolescent psychology class to deal with this very rationally.
dear body: you are crap. i demand that you cease either to be fat or to have throbbing sinuses right this instant.