First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Ax (Animorphs)
2. Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)
3. Wolfram (KKM)
4. Sirius (HP)
5. Jacob Grimm (Brothers Grimm)
6. Curt Wild (Velvet Goldmine)
7. Inui (PoT)
8. Yuki Eiri (Gravitation)
9. Eiji (PoT)
10. Weasley Twins (HP)
11. Murata (KKM)
12. Yozak (KKM)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Curt Wild/Murata? ha, no, but i think that might have been Murata's last reincarnation...it would explain his adverse reactions to the shrine maidens.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
HAHA hello STUPID QUESTION FUCK YES. Flying Motorbike, people. the leather and the lapwerewolf may be fanon, but the MAGIC AND THE MOTORBIKE ARE FOR REAL.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'm not even sure I can discuss Yozak getting Yuki Eiri pregnant without my brain dribbing out my ears. Now, the other way around...er, actually i think i've already written that...twice.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
mm, yeah, maybe. There's Accidental Alchemy which nobody loves *cries*. but in terms of me not being an attention whore, there's Learning to Fall, which is 70 chapters of Golden Pair Porn.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Roy Mustang/Curt Wild? I...yes. *blinks* Curt could play the 'Hail to the Chief' whenever Roy arrives, and Roy could light up Curt's spliffs.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
I don't think Jake Grimm could top anybody if his life depended on it, but i would say, given the threesome vibe permeating TBG, that Jake would go for the Weasleys (plus magic! and they tell great stories, which is what he'd really get off on).
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
The notebook would come out and the scribbling would commence. and he might call Kaidoh and announce "It's porn. Get over here."
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Wolfram is looking for something very special for Yuuri's 16th (and legal!) birthday, while secretly terrified of botching the debauching. He wanders into an unfamiliar shop, only to be pounced upon by the owners, who claim they've got exactly what Wolfram needs...and they're going to give it to him.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
You know, i don't think Yuki/Ax would be very different from Yuki/Shuichi. "Rice! Riiiiiiissssssuuu. Suuuu. Riiiiiice." So the answer to your question is no.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"My data says you've done this too many times before for those to be real tears, and also your ass is a perfect 10."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Okay, first Sirius dresses up like a giant blood-flavored lollipop, and second Sirius says suck harder.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Does Ryoma need a good spanking because he's been a naughty boy?
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
If there is Wolfram het, then it is time to kill myself.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
There isn't much Murata art really, but ponderosa121 should, because she always makes the bespectacled boys like ninety times hotter than they already are.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Roy/Jake/Sirius? i wouldn't be surprised. "Hey, Jake, it's awful cold in here, maybe you should rub up against Roy and see if you get a spark. faster...faster, dammit!"
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Shuichi's only done this like a bajillion times, but...god, maybe that's discovery channel song?
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
WARNINGS: excessive drug use and completely inapropriate use of Cheetos.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"I'm Roy Mustang. Get into bed." Actually, i think that might work on anybody...
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
None yet! but I, er, was planning to write some after this. heh.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Lol, none of the are SECRET. but, uh, vanilla sex? he might be ashamed to tell Brian that.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Sure! He'd do it sober, no doubt given Eiji's personality similarities to Yuuri, but the booze would just help him pretend.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Wow, tough call. I'd say Wolfram personality-wise, but Inui might want somebody else to do all the work so that he could take notes and watch.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
god, i can't keep it straight. Ax and Eiji are in a happy relationship until Eiji suddenly runs off with Sirius. Ax, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Murata and a brief unhappy affair with Yozak, then follows the wise advice of Jacob Grimm and finds true love with Wolfram.
"Comfort Foods". ramen_addict would read it for Ax, several people I could name would love the creepyuser!Murata, and sociofemme would read Franklin/Marshall if I wrote it. darkeyedwolf does the most hilarious crack, plus there would be a Fuji cameo that would make your toes curl.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
oh god, bored. The only way i might buy it was if Inui was Yuki's therapist ("hmm, how does that make you feel?" *Scribbles*) and eventually seduced Yuki through improper use of the client/patient relationship. But i still would be bored, because i've seen this on Law & Order like 25 times.