I keep writing my squick drabbles during computer art. You guys are going to get me kicked out one of these days...today the professor wandered over and was like "did you do that yourself?" I nearly died before I realized he was pointing at the art project sitting beside me.
Title: Snake in the Grass
Challenge: Plants (heh heh heh)
Characters: Moody, Kingsley, and a spy
A/N: I've seen "Clue" just about two million times. This is what leapt to mind first for the 'plant' challenge.
"Like that…hey, did you hear that?"
Moody twisted around to look at Kingsley, whose ears were perked up.
"What…?" he started to ask, but Kingsley cut him off with a hiss. Abruptly he withdrew from Moody and stalked over to the bushes. He rustled about in them for several seconds before grunting in satisfaction.
"Aha!" He pulled out his hand, clutching a squirming Draco Malfoy. "Just as I suspected, a plant!"
Grunting at the interruption of his romantic tryst, Moody stumped over to peer at the Death Eater spy.
"Looks more like a fruit to me," he rolled his eye.