nevermind, i found a servicable one myself. I also found this slashtacular picture
featuring dom!orli and yesmaster!viggo.
so that this is not blatantly a GIP, I will relate to you how in the Bahamas there were lots of signs for water sports. "WATER SPORTS: this way!"
"WATER SPORTS: half off!"
"WATER SPORTS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!"
Wanted v. much to cackle until I died, but knew mom thinks water sports are things you do with snorkles (and perhaps you should, but I don't write that so I don't know), so I refrained.
and the reason I should not take drugs to fall asleep: I remember my dreams. Last night, I had a nightmare that my mother let religious fanatics into the house, the christian sort, and they threw me up against a wall, ripped my shirt off, and burned off my tattoo with a lighter.
it was so disturbing, I actually had to pull off my shirt to reassure myself the mousapelli was still there before i could go back to sleep. *whimpers*