Five points for permanent mental damage done to the staff
Everybody else: If you remember Ellen's angry Hermione/Draco that she never finished a bit ago, go ahead and read this fantastic conclusion. If you don't remember it, and I'll be damned if I'm going to dig up the links right this second, essentially Hermione and Draco meet for illicit duels and end up getting it on, and Harry follows in the invisibility cloak and Hermione catches him wanking off under it, and then they get caught by Filch.
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