April 3rd, 2005


er, yugioh fic?

I'm not sure if this is the beginning of a fic or not, but I seem to be rather cracked out today.


"This," Malik said, peering into his lunch bag, "this is the last straw."

Yugi, Joey, Tea, and Tristan all exchanged glances.

"They raise me in a cult, carve shit into my back, make me go to public school, public school, and now," the bag crumpled in Malik's grip, "I swear to Ra I will not take this indignity any longer!"

"Egg salad again," Tristan shook his head.

"Oh man, that's the third day in a row," Joey said sadly.

"When I get home, Isis is SO TOTALLY in for a Shadow Game!" Malik snarled, shooting to his feet. "I'll send her so far into the Shadow Realm she won't be able to find her ass with a…"

"Here," Yugi interrupted, "I'll trade you my pudding cup for it."

"Okay." Malik flopped back down onto the bench.
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dear bittorrent

Dear Bittorrent--

Yes, I know the KKM torrent is from a Chinese site, and I know that the other peers are most likely on some cracked out foreign port, and I know that you can see the AVI version on my desktop already, but you see, darling Bittorrent, the WMP cannot play the AVI because it is some strange WMV3 file, and god forbid Windows programs should play their own goddamn files, so I am forced to download Chinese subs because they are inexplicably realmedia files, because i'll be goddamned if everybody else in the free world is going to get to see Wolfram's earrings while I cannot.

And that is why you must start actually downloading the file from the 50-odd Asians you can see. Because Wolfram has earrings OMGWTFOTP4EVAH.

I knew you would understand.

Love, Sara

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