November 8th, 2005


ovarious problems

in my ninth grade bio class, my teacher informed us that some woman can actually feel their ovaries releasing an egg. All the girls in the class told him he was crazy.

Flashforward to tonight in the library, where every ten minutes or so, my left ovary goes "OWTWISTFUCKOW".

Looks like I lose again. Please, try to contain your shock.
  • Current Music
    no really, i know where my ovary is located