The Road to Hell is Paved with Fangirls and Tennis Balls

Title: Tenisu no Boifrendo [OT5]
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Rating/Warnings: Did I write a G OT5? I should just kill myself.
Summary: Tezuka is sure that his boyfriends are making fun of him, but he can't exactly put his finger on how.
AN: Mousapelli's Birthday Theme 8: Lavender

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Title: If This Silence Takes You (Let It Take Me Too) [Soubi/Ritsuka]
Fandom: Loveless
Rating/Warnings: PG? Kio wants Ritsuka's pants.
Summary: Kio and Ritsuka try to tell Soubi that art isn't exactly relaxing, given his choice of subject.
AN: Mousapelli's Birthday Theme 22: Whose way to relax is better?

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Title: Slippery Slope [Atobe, Shishido]
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 because Atobe is a rat bastard.
Summary: Atobe figured that if Jiroh was going to wrinkle his sheets like that, it might as well be aesthetically pleasing.
AN: Mousapelli's Birthday Theme 16: Black satin sheets against...

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Title: Poker in the Rear [The Straw Hat Pirates]
Fandom: One Piece
Rating/Warnings: R because there is a reindeer. Fucking One Piece *cries*
Summary: Chopper thinks his definition of 'nakama' might be different than these freaks'.
AN: Mousapelli's Birthday Theme 1: Unexpected interspecies love.

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Title: Ain't Satisfactionin' Me [Danny/Rusty]
Fandom: Ocean's 11
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for inferior trail mix.
Summary: Rusty informs Danny that no, carob in trail mix is not acceptable.
AN: Mousapelii's Birthday Theme 20: Hotel Vending Machines at 3 am.

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Title: Psychological Advantage [Raito, L]
Fandom: Death Note
Rating/Warnings: PG for games, both intentional and otherwise.
Summary: Raito just wants to play on a damn board for once.
AN: Mousapelli's Birthday Theme 17: Horizontal Tsuke

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Title: Wet Dream [Ohtori/Shishido]
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Rating/Warnings: NC-17 for Hyoutei showering.
Summary: Shishido is not as alone in the showers as one might think. Ever.
AN: Mousapelli's Birthday Theme 11: Why is the rum/porn/lube gone?

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Title: Border Disputes [Bruno/Boots]
Fandom: Macdonald Hall
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for inapropriate use of rubber cement
Summary: Bruno needs distraction from history.
AN: Mousapelli's Birthday Theme 6: Pig War

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Title: No Help From the Audience [Tezuka/Ryoma/Fuji]
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for Fuji's Tennis again.
Summary: Ryoma's pro career is proving interesting for Tezuka.
AN: Well, i discovered this palindrome that included Agassi, and there was no way I couldn't include that.

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Title: In a Tight Spot [Echizen/Shinji]
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 because there's not enough for a full grip.
Summary: Grip tape.
AN: Mousapelli's Birthday Theme 3: Abuse of sports equipment is a punishable offence

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Title: Number 22, Seigaku's Kichida [Kichida]
Fandom: Aim for the Sky!
Rating/Warnings: PG for lacrosse violence off-screen.
Summary: Kinsho doesn't want Yutaka to play.
AN: Mousapelli's Birthday Theme 15: To be continued, as a start. Spoilers for Episode 31: Two?! Kichida's Confession!, and also introducing Kikage, the guy who basically exists to not be on the team.

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Title: Make Your Own Fun [Kakeru/Wataru]
Fandom: Gakuen Heaven
Rating/Warnings: R for leafy twincest.
Summary: Twins. Behind a tree.
AN: Mousapelli's Birthday Theme 19, Twins Behind a Tree. This one pretty much sucks, but i'm too worn out to care.

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Title: Bob and Weave [Soubi/Ritsuka]
Fandom: Loveless
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for male zero.
Summary: This 'training' of Soubi's seems to have not so much to do with self-defense and a whole lot to do with getting Ritsuka's shirt off.
AN: Mousapelli's Birthday Theme 13, The Seven Arts of Self-Defense.

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Title: Eating Habits of the Native Kaidoh [Inui/Kaidoh]
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for Inui's thorough data retrieval.
Summary: Even Kaidoh thinks that this training menu thing might be getting out of hand.
AN: Mousapelli's Birthday Theme 22: Never When It's Convenient.

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Title: I'm Feeling Lucky [Raito, L]
Fandom: Death Note
Rating/Warnings: G? Wow, I fail almost as much as Raito.
Summary: Raito really has to stop this. No, really. Okay, one more time.
AN: Mousapelli's Birthday Theme 24: Google.

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