January 11th, 2008

capybara not impressed

I See The Fuckup Fairy Has Visited Us Again

The $100 Fairy will not leave me alone and ohgod does she ever need to.

i think the problem was that when i said "Thank goodness the windshield is only $100!" she thought that was an open invitation.

because then we had the electric bill! which, instead of going down despite the fact that I AM FUCKING FREEZING HALF THE TIME, is in fact $130 this month rather than dropping below the $100 i paid them last month.

Just now my website bill came! WHY HELLO, $100 FAIRY. SO GLAD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

NOW GO AWAY. THE COOKIES ARE NOT FOR YOU.

and the moral of the story is do not get a space heater basically no matter what. It sounds like a totally reasonable solution to "my heater only heats one room of my apartment" and it totally is if you like having higher bills.
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