Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
How does the world see me?
Akaku Someru Tsuki [Red-Tinted Moon] - Kirihara Ayaka
I admit that I'm not sure what this is all about, but the fact that you are referencing Kirihara just can't be good.
Will I have a happy life?
This Is Your Life - Juliana Theory
You say this is your life/but where is mine
A good question indeed.
What do my friends really think of me?
Tearing Up My Heart -- N*SYNC
I am down on my knees/I can't take it anymore
...Is this some sort of hint about the boyband thing?
Do people secretly lust after me?
Another Hole in the Head -- Nickelback
I needed you/Probably as bad as I need another hole in the head
We're just going to pretend this is a comment about my fandom pimping. *cries*
How can I make myself happy?
Both Sides of the Story--Phil Collins
And the lights are all on, the world is watching now/people looking for truth, we must not fail them now
I'll just go on sticking it to the man, then.
What should I do with my life?
Never Trust a Monkey -- Brak
So this one time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class...
aside from the kneejerk reaction, this really IS what i'm doing for the rest of my life.
Will I ever have children?
Beautiful Love -- The Afters
Larger then the moon, my love for you/I'm carrying your heart in mine
Ah, that sounds like a yes. Excellent, because one must be named Hikaru.
What is some good advice for me?
Michelle -- The Beatles
Until I do I'm hoping you/will know what i mean
Learn French? Or just confess my love to a foreign person who doesn't understand what I am saying? *drafts letter to w-inds.*
How will I be remembered?
Just Got Paid -- N*SYNC
Check the mirror, looking fly/Round up the posse jump in my ride/Radio rocking hottest jam, feel the rhythm, pump up the sound
I swear i only have like 3 N*SYNC songs. Sadly, most people who've met me this year really WILL remember that I am into boybands. Sigh. As a sidenote, I would KILL to hear Keita sing this.
What is my signature dancing song?
Resuscitation -- Sheryl Crow
Superman in disco jeans/Having a good time
this song really does make me chair groove, but I think the itunes is actually telling me I suck.
What do I think my current theme song is?
Worlds Divide -- Flaw
Nothing substantial to hold/And I'm afraid that/Our stories will never be told
ah, every author's greatest fear.
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Drawing Board -- Mest
She's breaking up, and I'm breakin down/Now I'm headed out of this fucked up town
YES. So much yes. My itunes knows too much.
What song will play at my funeral?
Sakura -- Hamaguchi Youma
Waving gently, a colorful flower
good lord, I hope not because I sort of think this song is crap. But I will consider it a personal victory if my parents have to play Japanese pop at my funeral.
What type of women do I like?
Sudden Rush of Blood to the Head -- Coldplay
Honey, all the movements you're starting to make/See me crumble and fall on my face/Start as you need to go on
okay, I was going to change the gender, but then this made me laugh in the bad, hysterical way.
What is my day going to be like?
A Whisper -- Coldplay
Should I go forwards or backwards/Night turns to day/And I still get no answers
The same album as above? Weird. And this is totally true as well. My questions are even simple ones! Where is my damned mail? What am I supposed to have for class tomorrow?