Simple Gifts (Special Golden Power Remix x 5) [Oishi/Eiji, R] from Warning: Will Brighten Your Colors. Five ways with Oishi, Eiji, and presents.
AAKSDFKJAIWEJWEKJRHOTDAMN. I was already cracking up when i read the title, and so pleased omg that they picked that story, and it's so freaking good RUN DON'T WALK NOW NOW NOW.
If the whole remix had just been the first section, it would have been brilliance. It remixes from Eiji's point of view and is perfect and glorious and sweet, and Eiji's little epiphany just laid me out from the amazing. I would have been a melty mousapelli if that had been all I got.
BUT THEN THERE ARE FOUR MORE. If i try to tell you how glorious they are, i will merely fail heinously, so I will just tell you the section titles and you will FLAIL FLAIL FLAIL.
II. The One Where They're Both Vampires
III. The One With The Good Luck Charm
IV. The One Where It's Like Jane Austen (I DIE. I DIE SO MUCH.)
V. The One With The Gratuitous Sex Scene
*collapses* i will just be here moaning piteously in my broken over-hilaritied state while you go and READ IT RIGHT NOW.
LEAVE A BILLION COMMENTS. PERHAPS THERE WILL BE MORE AUSTEN JAPANESE PORN.