I sent you to the beach! I sent you to the beach with Kazuhiro! I sunburnt you both and gave you aloe vera! I let you splash around in the ocean and win at Trivial Pursuit and eat enough boardwalk fries to kill a drunken elephant and OMG SHUT UP.
What is with the fumbling and the angst! STOPPIT PLZ.
So much for simple beach smut X|