I'm not lying. At about 4am two nights ago, they learned that if all three of them hang on the side cage door and bounce their weight, the door will pop free and swing down, allowing them to scurry freely about the floor. They are too smart! and fat! and jealous of the KH, clearly. Trinity Limit.
In other news, i cannot write. Which one of you losers stole my writofu? You are writing porn without me, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?
You have acquired, through possibly legal means, a Mousapellibot, which informs you that its mission is to ply you with tasty fic of your choosing. What do you make the Mousapellibot write? Comment below.
I promise you nothing, but this is your chance to unearth your secret desires and try and seduce/pressure me into doing it. *needs arm-twisting*