the Axel fic, which should be sad and deep, is cracked out.
The Kaidoh fic, which should be cracked out and hilarious, is really just sort of sad.
Both AftS! fics, which should be sweet and thoughtful, contain only Harada wanting more panties on TV, and Asakawa talking about Sato and Misaki's respective sizes in the shower.
i FAIL. oh god fix me :( :( :(