Mousa-Pi Goes to Hell

So if somebody, at some point, were to write some ficlets about the adventures of a small, adorable, ~~and possibly JE related~~ child, what adventures should this hypothetical person with no shred of dignity left detail?

Please frame your answer in the form of an adorable title, such as "Yamapi's First Haircut" or "Tet-chan Rides the Subway".

Poll #822150 *Is Shifty About Intent*

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