fuck you too, uterus.
I went along with my father to the NaNo write-in today, experienced pangs of violent envy, and wrote another thousand words or so of Santa_Smex (it keeps looking more and more like a Fuji face every time I write it). There might even be smex in it at this rate. Also, the following quote occured:
"Let me put it this way. The object of his affections need not be animate."
I think you all need to write me comment fic using that quote.