me: "what the hell is that?"
mother: *peers as we approach* "OH! I know what that is! It's the abdominal snowman!"
me: "the...did you just say abdominal snowman?!" *tears rolling down cheeks*
Car: *swerves wildly*
In other news, I once again pimp my advent posting of Aim for the Sky! fic, because today there is twincest, in which Yutaka is randomly and unexpectedly possessive.
back to crocheting! *crafty*