2. However, if your dubiously crocheted valentine is too thick to go through the sorting machine, that's a 13 cent charge :)
3. ARASHI IS HOT.
4. But Tego is not a member of Arashi.
5. Three hours of sleep is not sufficient prior to babysitting three children (ages 2 months, 20 months, and 3 years). Letting them drink your tea out of a straw is also a poor, poor plan.
6. the giant pimple on my face had in fact crossed the line to boil. What the HELL, body. Ew.
7. I apparently cannot nap today, because i will simply wake up coughing ten minutes later :(