So i took the lid off mine today, and i noticed under the cap, it said "The FUZE has been LIT!"
I sat there, for seriously a full thirty seconds, saying out loud, "The foo-zeh has been lit? what the hell does that mean?"
and then SUDDENLY IT DAWNED ON ME that the tea/juice is actually pronounced "FUSE" because it is short for "INFUSION."
I am such, such a loser.