adorable korean checker: "Hi!"
me: *blinking* ".....hi!"
akc: "How's your day going so far?"
me: "Good! I mean, it's early yet."
akc: "It is! I agree." *looks me directly in the eyes* "We should still be in bed."
me: "...............you can't possibly be legal I'M GONNA GO NOW."
I did however look him right in the eyes as he handed me my change and flash him the "I really think you're hot" smile, though, so. Um, yeah. Shop at Wegmann's.