You know, probably i shouldn't be excited that it took me two hours to figure out the title, the opening 4-line blurb, and the four questions (thank god they repeat), but on the other hand, at least I'm picking up something when I skim through a block of text. That's for sure progress!
ガンバリマス、ミンア！ (also i discovered by accident that capping the hiragana turns it into katakana, so i don't have to keep switching back and forth. REVELATION.)
I need a 「日本語をしている。。。ほとんど」icon.