this is also not counting anything in the 'unfinished fic' folder, which is where things go when i have utterly no hope of finishing them.
so. hmm. yikes. one of my favorites contains only this:
"YOUR MOM, RYUICHI!" Ryohei calls from the kitchen.
"YOUR MOM!" Ryuichi yells back.
"No, you idiot," Ryohei leans around the corner and waves the phone. "Your mom is on the phone! And, Keita, stop letting him watch American TV!"
also, I am so very diseased. uuuuuuurgh.