BUT NO. IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE.
why are you doing this to me, body? whyyyyyyyy? haven't i fed you chocolate? haven't i lost freaking 30 lbs so that your knees would not be jerks all the time? haven't i done nothing but ply you with sleep and law and order all weekend?
why do you only reward me with new symptoms and a sudden lack of response to Advil cold & sinus?
when the robot bodies come out, I am selling you. I am selling you like a Pervian vendor sells hot guinea pig to hungry festival-goers! Quickly! and in parts! and to anybody who has half a peso in their hand!
seriously, this has to be as bad as it can be