1. Because I can't possibly teach myself five Koreans! Somebody else needs to know them and then teach me!
2. Because their new single is really catchy, plus the video features the boys failing with every single girl ever. Hot tutor! As the bartender! actually in the girl's bed! How can you possibly fail there IDK BUT DOUBLE S DOES.
3. Because the most adorable one of all is Leader-sshi, and the spiky-haired one with the car is the baby! REVERSI FTW.
4. Because they all came back from their little hiatus a billion times hotter than when I bought their album in Japan last year.