I just blew up my whole lamp. Three bulbs, but lamp actually now broken. That's a new winner even for me.
So instead of doing anything useful (i would even include 'finishing this godawful DBSK fic' as something useful), I dick around Dragon Cave some more. Fumichan (boy) and Yaotome (girl) totally had a whole clutch of girly, twirly-marked eggs, and I can't say I'm shocked. Tsukachan (girl) won't breed with anything except another split dragon, so I picked up another split egg, and Miyacchi still refuses to breed with, well, anyone. Shoon and Taipi were also like "....um, no."