Arriving home from Hersheypark:
Dad: "Oh, you're just going home?"
Me: "YES. Because I told you yesterday, when i said I IN NO WAY WANTED TO GO TO THE PARK, that all I wanted to do was stay at home, apart from maybe see Star Trek."
Dad: "Because I'd go out and see Star Trek again."
Me: "NO. ALL I WANT IS JUST TO...wait, what do you mean 'again'? Who did YOU see it with?"
Dad: "I took your [other] brother to see it this afternoon. That's why I didn't go to the park."
Me: "FUCK YOU I AM GOING HOME."
Which means that every single person in my family who had any interest at all in this movie, has now managed to go see it without me, while i spent all day with the two members of my family who would rather die than see it.
RAAAAAAAARGH.