So I'm casually watching Precious Sora, which is by Coat. The first two scenes are totally normal. The third one starts with a date to the zoo. Not that weird. They go into the petting zoo.
AND PET GUINEA PIGS FOR LIKE FIVE FULL MINUTES. LMFAO WHAT?! JAPAN IS INSIDE MY BRAIN. So I just started capping, in between giggling my ass off, so here you go: have some male Japanese AV actors on a date, cuddling guinea pigs.
While this is going on, the other guy off-screen is asking "ooh, bunnies!" and guy here is like "um, no" and then the other guy tries "nezumi?" (rat/mouse), which is also fail.
did you happen to notice the shape of the hole in the guinea pig's cage? LOL JAPAN.
this was about the point when I realized that everything had gotten entirely out of control.
the second guy (who probably still thinks he's holding a bunny) is going "WOW AMAZING" right in the guinea pig's face, lmao.
The guinea pig was pretty DO NOT WANT about having his junk inspected. Don't worry, guinea pig! You're in the hands of a professional.
alsdkfjalkfj d'awwwwwww PEOPLE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PORN. HAVE WE LOST ALL SIGHT OF THE GOAL HERE?
it seriously went on forEVER. It's like Japan asked itself "what could make sara freak out even more than usual? is there anything we haven't done yet? OH WAIT I KNOW! HAVE THE PORN STARS CUDDLE GUINEA PIGS."
and this is why Japan will own my soul forever.