There was about a half-hour where I thought I might go somewhere or do something, but then I rolled over on the couch and took a nap. And then it rained a lot! long story shot, I'm a big fat slug. The rats seem to share my opinion, as Masuda is just lying there like a fat furry puddle while Tegoshi grooms him lazily.
I'm going to try writing something next. I think the guinea pig just laughed at me.
Also, I saw the trailer for Ninja Assassin, the Rain movie, and flailed at it. RAIIIIIIIN. I hope he's on Colbert again when he shows up for promotions.