For dinner I'm thinking hot dogs wrapped in croissant rolls again. I am so white trash it's not even funny.
In the true but strange category, once of my boobs is suddenly noticeably larger than the other. I'm noticing it because the bra is not so much containing things on the one side. What. The hell. All this year, the PMS symptoms have been getting more severe and I've started getting new ones i've never had before (like the uniboob), and it's starting to be more than a little crazy-making.
dear body: i understand you are routinely disgruntled about the lack of reproducing going on, but I don't think that making just one boob larger is going to help that. Try both, maybe! Although on second thought, don't, as you will just fuck it up.