except, you know, write it.
ETA: you know, that PDF's been downloaded 164 times? I think it's pretty amazing that 164 people anywhere ever want to read my junk about a made-up boyband. ♥
ETA2: WHAT. There's a seller listing CB for $36.13 under 'more buying options.' I just cracked up for like a minute and half. WHY IN GODS NAME DOES THAT EXIST. I wonder if they actually possess a copy, bizarrely, or just order it if some moron orders it from them. IM UR LISTINS, RESELLIN UR ORIGINAL FIKSHUNS.