I watched a bunch of the Australian Open last night. Hi, DJ and Goldie's country! Also Federer talked very seriously about how when it's humid, his balls get fluffy. I hope to watch a lot more of it!
But at the moment I'm actually watching a ridiculously bad tennis movie on comedy central that I think Stiffler is the main character of. What I need is a Law & Order marathon. There must be some holiday somewhere we can have one for?
...Google reveals it's national pie day. C'mon, TNT! I bet Lenny Briscoe and Jack McCoy would love some pie.