aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh. At work they were like "it's like you have a newborn" and i was like YES EXACTLY except that newborns like to eat things and the guinea pig hates it.
He is nibbling things and drinking a bunch, and finally there was some poop, so I'm cautiously optimistic, although scared that it really is a bladder stone and any minute it'll just get stuck and he'll drop dead. After all this, on top of being totally depressed, I'll be entirely pissed off.
In other news, Senga likes to press herself up against the bars like Lady Gaga in her prison cell in the Telephone MV. wtf.