Well, okay. Can't break it any more, right? Figuring this is total idiocy, I take the ipod and throw it on the carpet about three times, hard. I plug it back in, and goddamn, the 'very low battery' screen appears. Now it's kind of stuck there, and then it tries to reboot and gives me the sad mac, and then goes back to 'very low battery' but hey that's definitely better than nothing.
Better living through abusing your electronics. *goes to reread about the sad mac icon*
Also, Kisumai is having winter concerts!! YAY!! I can't go at all, but awww, good job ♥