If you actually manage to have the problem with the laptop fixed for free because of a random Apple ibook logicboard recall, I will write you the pairing and kink of your choice.
I will even do het, as I understand you are into that sort of thing.
In other news, the Percyfic is not as finished as one might hope. Draco is demanding more airtime. I tried to appease them with a snappy icon, but no go.