I Friended mousapelli because:
I have the misfortune to know her in RL.
24 hour ficathon. that bitch is crazy.
SYWTTARB. And I even know what that means.
decoy!Harry or PatientZero!Remus. More with the creepy!
Remus. Sirius. Collar. Nuff said.
I can only name one reason? o.O
I haven't, I'd rather poke from afar *pokes*
I used to know, but my brain has since fused from the smut. Mmmm, smut.
A whole bunch of Sirii standing around looking pretty should be called:
a glitter of Sirii
a prank of Sirii
a collar of Sirii
a concert of Sirii
a Cow Hula of Sirii
the next batch of tetra after the Cedrics should be called:
Dracos. Those slippery bastards.
Voldemorts. At least they'd stand a chance against the snail.
Greds. Or maybe Forges. You can't tell them apart anyhow.
Stop buying tetra fish, idiot. Captain Jack has already doubled in size.
Mousapelli should write:
Puppyslash. there can never be enough. NEVER!
Seamus/Dean. Exploding charcoals!
The fern. I wants it, I do.
Haven't you been working on some freak Harry-as-Neville thing FOREVER?
Snape/Spoon. He can do quite amazing things with a piece of flatware.
my sekrit OTP or OT3! which I will helpfully put in the comments.
Nothing. Stop writing. You're destroying the morals of the entire country, and most of the UK.