Kitayama might be taking a picture of this (mousapelli) wrote,
Kitayama might be taking a picture of this
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A disturbing moment with the headmaster

During the senior awards ceremony, the last award for the TDF department got skipped accidentally, but the guy who was supposed to receive it was still standing on the edge of the stage. Meanwhile, the announcer kept right on going to Women's Studies, extolling the virtues of the clearly feminist award and how the recipient had furthered women's rights, blah blah blah...

So I was telling this story to someone who hadn't been there, and i couldn't remember the actual name of the girly award, so I called it the "Cynthia Plath Vagina Award".



SocioFemme: oh god



mousapelli:  eh?



SocioFemme: dean trachte's office just called to
ask me to send them a copy of my resume



SocioFemme: i'm a little wigged out -- that means
i'm in the running for the williamson



SocioFemme: *panics*



mousapelli:  hoo hoo hoo hoo



SocioFemme: gah! i'm freaking out



SocioFemme: i don't want it, not really, but i
don't want to NOT get it, either



SocioFemme: like, it would be better if i wasn't
under consideration at all



mousapelli:  feh, don't tell anybody about it then, and nobody will ask you



mousapelli:  you can sort of forget for a while



mousapelli:  or better yet, channel your frustration into a fic about
Hermione's desperate desire for Hogwart's most prestigious award



SocioFemme: hahaha! I will!



mousapelli:  the "Cynthia Plath Vagina Award"



SocioFemme: HAAHHAHAHAHAH



SocioFemme: I'm SO SURE



mousapelli:  the Albus Dumbledore Vagina Award



mousapelli:  can you imagine his speech?



SocioFemme: I DON'T WANT TO



mousapelli:  "I had one of those once...spell gone hideously awry, you remember
that, Minerva?"



mousapelli: "good times, good
times."



SocioFemme: OMG MY EYES KILL ME NOW



SocioFemme: I AM DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU KILLING ME



mousapelli: *howls with laughter*




i would die if somebody wrote this fic.
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